Paging the pet pyschic

My daughter got a dog for her birthday last year...his name is Max and he's a bichon-frise which is french for "you paid too much for this dog." He came with "papers" which he promptly peed on and is reportedly a pisces which, according to the pet horoscope states: "piscean pets are suppose to know if your happy or upset" but as far as i can tell this dog just doesn't seem to give a damn...which is totally upsetting my daughters Virgo cat...which in lay/cat term states: "hardworking and loyal," which, come to think of it, doesn't much describe the cat either.