So i took my son in for his first drug testing...

This boy is drug free and will soon be cleaning up after you!

And how weird is that?

My son just got hired for his first job...busboy...and your going to be very happy to know that YOUR table is being bussed by a drug free busboy!

Strange isn't it...there is drug testing for EVERYTHING now...i mean, i've been drug tested...FOR THIS JOB! When i first started in radio, NO ONE was drug tested...your bosses just assumed you WERE on drugs when you took the job.

I mean, had there been drug testing in the 70's there would be no IMUS...ok, maybe that would have been a good thing.

But here it is Saturday morning, and my 16 year old son is having all sorts of anxiety thinking about someone standing outside his stall when he...well, you know, fills the cup...

While sitting at the drug testing place, I assured him everyone has this type of performance anxiety, and then promptly shuffled through the People magazines the office had...ahh, here's one of Angelina Jolie with a brand new kid...i wonder if she'll ever have to drive her kids to get drug tested...most likely if she stays in Hollywood...i saw the Real Life Wives of Orange County on Bravo...i'm not sure ANY of those kids could pass...

All for the joy of bussing your plates and silverwear at his first job...i assured him that peeing in a cup with someone standing outside his stall is going to be the easiest part of his new job.

The hardest part will be after he opens up his first paycheck and asks me "what's fica, and why did they take my money?"



Personal note to Amy Taylor: I just want to salute you for a job well done and thank you for your warm smile and the kindness you have always showed to me...you are going to be missed kid and on that note, i want to ask you to continue your blog on KTI...please, don't be a stranger and lose touch...i think i speak your fans who would love it if you occasional check in and keep us updated on everything that is going on with you and the triplets;

Plus, 13 years from now i want to read how much fun you had when you drove the triplets to their first drug screening!